Top Ten Reasons NOT to try Chiropractic:
10) “I LIKE MY RIGHT SHOULDER HIGHER THAN MY LEFT.”
You’re not alone…take a look around you. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice how out-of-balance many people are. I know a good tailor that can cover it up though.
9) “THE TINGLING AND NUMBNESS IN MY FINGERS IN ACTUALLY STARTING TO FEEL GOOD.”
Good. Get used to it. It will only get worse. Maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll have surgery to correct it someday.
“THESE HEADACHES I HAVE ARE NORMAL. THEY SAY SO ON THAT TYLENOL AD ON TV.”
Headaches are NOT normal, regardless of what the drug companies want you to believe.
7) “TELLING GIRLS THAT I GOT THIS LIMP IN THE WAR MAKES ME AN INSTANT HIT AT PARTIES.”
Low back and neck pain may get you sympathy, but it’s certainly no party.
6) “A FRIEND OF A GUY AT WORK SAID HIS AUNT’S SISTER-IN-LAWS’S OLDER BROTHER WAS HURT BY A CHIROPRACTOR.”
Who are those obscure people, anyway? Chiropractic is beyond a doubt the safest of all the healing professions. It is documented and has the health care industry’s lowest malpractice insurance problems to prove it.
5) “MY NECK FEELS FINE. SO WHAT IF I CAN’T TURN MY HEAD TO THE LEFT…IT’LL GET BETTER.”
It may get better, but probably at the expense of something else. Chiropractic restores full motion.
4) “SURGERY MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME. I’VE ALREADY HAD MY GALLBLADDER CUT OUT, AND I’M SURE THE DOCTORS WOULDN’T REMOVE ANYTHING I REALLY NEED.”
I’d rather attempt to restore health to sick tissue than surgically remove it, but of course I’m one of those crazy people who changes the oil in his car before the engine blows up.
3) “BACK SPAMS ARE A GREAT EXCUSE FOR WHY I MISS THAT 3 FOOT PUTT.”
Muscle spams are merely a symptom of a much larger underlying problem. A thorough examination is necessary to uncover the cause of the problem, then correct it.
2) “IF I STOPPED USING ALL THESE DRUGS, MY PRESCRIPTION CARD WOULD GO TO WASTE.”
Over medication is a growing epidemic in our country today. All drugs have side effects. Only you can decide if the risks are worth the benefits.
1) “THIS RINGING IN MY EARS DROWNS OUT MY MOTHER’S GUY LOMBARDO RECORDS.”
Many people have found relief from headaches, asthma, leg pain, and a variety of other disorders the safe, natural way with Chiropractic. NATURE has already cured Guy Lombardo.